The force of ASP has been awakened, and boy does it smell! The ASP troika beam down on a variety of topics such as the Darkly Forceful Sifth Republican Debate, the S.F. Giants lightsaber acquisitions of Jedi Knights Jeff Samardzija & shoulder shimmy mind trickster Johnny Cueto, and our conclusion of the philosophically paradoxical Ship of Theseus (aka the Millennium Falcon of Han Solo). We suddenly get Jedi-mind tricked by Yoda (who legally immigrated to our galaxy) into talking about the Force and cosmic blasts, i.e., passing gas; the universe does on rare occasions.
“Symphony #2 In D Major, Op. 36 – 1. Adagio Molto, Allegro Con Brio” composed by Ludwig van Beethoven
https://musopen.org/music/1048/ludwig-van-beethoven/symphony-no-2-in-d-major-op-36/ (Royalty free music. Public domain and copyright free classical music)