Author Archives: ASP StuffRadio

Episode #48 – Little Rocket Man vs. Dotard

https://ia601507.us.archive.org/15/items/Episode48.LittleRocketManVs.Dotard9292017/Episode%2048.mp3 In our season 2 finale (ignore Albertotle, the 48th episode is the season finale) ASP Stuff Radio go nuclear in this episode of explosive stuff! Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato discuss some of the reasons, and general historical context, that underlie … Continue reading

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Episode #47 – In the Shadow of Totality

https://ia801505.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode47.InTheShadowOfTotality912017/Episode%2047.mp3 “Cry for human bodies, not celestial bodies!” In the second to last episode of ASP Stuff Radio’s season two finale, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato break down (not during) the hyped up 2017 solar eclipse that occurred on Monday, August … Continue reading

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Episode #46 – Mutual Election Meddling & Anthropogenic Emissions

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/30/items/Episode46_20170731/Episode%2046.mp3 The suspenseful wait is over, so no more anxiety-ridden uncertainty!  ASP Stuff Radio emerge from their summer slumber and crank out an informative episode that will cure your “historical amnesia” by recalling the United States government’s meddling shenanigans of … Continue reading

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Episode #45 – Multiverses, Unlawful Trump, Oxytocin Misters, Emotional Posey, Kimmel’s Emotional Message, and Stringy Speculation

https://ia801503.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode45_201705/Episode%2045.mp3 There’s a copious amount of stuff stuffed into ASP Stuff Radio’s latest episode to keep you informatively entertained! Do cosmic space-time ripples from the big bang substantially prove (or suggest) that many universes exist?  What can a president (like Donald … Continue reading

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Episode #44 – String Theory and Changing the Fabric of Reality

https://ia801506.us.archive.org/4/items/Episode44_201705/Episode%2044.mp3 Listen to episode #44 and take a peek into multiple spatial dimensions! Stevocrates, Alberotle and Paulato explore the depths of the subatomic world and pluck the strings of reality. Ants gain the ability to access quantum levels and Super … Continue reading

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Episode #43 – Are you Entitled to Health-care? We’ve Got you Covered!

https://ia601504.us.archive.org/22/items/Episode43_201704/Episode%2043.mp3 In this highly anticipated and iridescent episode, ASP Stuff Radio talk about the main features of the GOP health-care plan (the one that Paul Ryan pitches with his iridescently mesmerizing eyes), but more importantly the fundamental and highly contentious … Continue reading

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Episode #42 – It’s a Beautiful Day for Baseball, Let’s Play Two!

https://ia601504.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode42_201704/Episode%2042.mp3 Alberotle and Paulato (along with a couple of special guests) enjoy a couple of San Francisco Giant’s 2017 spring training baseball games despite the moderately scorching heat.  In this brief episode you’ll have the opportunity to hear their live … Continue reading

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Episode #41 – Talking Baseball Pt. 2, Zen Hitting and Motley Foolishness

https://ia801506.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode41.TalkingBaseballPt.2ZenHittingAndMotleyFoolishness31417/Episode%2041.%20Talking%20Baseball%20Pt.%202,%20Zen%20Hitting%20and%20Motley%20Foolishness%20(3_14_17).mp3 ASP Stuff Radio extend their break from politics and continue their discussion on Giant’s baseball.  This time you will hear Steveocrates provide his predictions on who will make the final cut for the 25 man roster of the San … Continue reading

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Episode #40 – Talking Baseball: A Breakdown of the 2017 San Francisco Giants Spring Training

https://ia801505.us.archive.org/33/items/Episode40.TalkingBaseballABreakdownOfThe2017SanFranciscoGiantsSpringTraining3217/Episode%2040.%20Talking%20Baseball_%20A%20Breakdown%20of%20the%202017%20San%20Francisco%20Giants%20Spring%20Training%20(3_2_17).mp3 ASP Stuff Radio takes a break from stressful political and philosophical topics to discuss all things Orange and Black…and we’re not talking about Donald Trump and Barack Obama!  It’s time to look forward to San Francisco Giants baseball and … Continue reading

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Episode #39 – Examining Trump’s Travel Ban & “Vetting” Coffee Beans

https://ia601508.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode39_20170326/Episode%2039.mp3 In this critically insightful episode of political stuff Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato put to good use their cognitive powers by examining Donald Drumpf’s executive order to instate a temporary travel ban on citizens from seven countries in the Middle East. … Continue reading

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Episode #38 – Know Your Values, Why Athletes are Overpaid, and How to Put on a Poncho

https://ia601500.us.archive.org/24/items/Episode38.KnowYourValuesWhyAthletesAreOverpaidAndHowToPutOnAPoncho12817/Episode%2038.%20Know%20Your%20Values,%20Why%20Athletes%20are%20Overpaid%20and%20How%20to%20Put%20on%20a%20Poncho%20(1_28_17).mp3 In episode #38, the trio of inquiring minds (ASP) wax philosophical on what they value most in life and why, and how it may contribute to leading a good life.   They also employ their cognitive powers in order … Continue reading

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Episode #37 – Trump’s “Unpresidented” Unethical Behavior, Baby Photo FB Backlash & Baby Myths

https://ia601509.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode37_201703/Episode%2037.mp3 Happy & Healthy New Year listeners of ASP Stuff Radio! Its 2017 and Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato are back from their overextended winter break bringing you a brand new episode of non-fake stuff that will surely make your brain … Continue reading

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Episode #36 – A Christmas Treat: Spirited Candy Canes, Intoxicating Eggnog & the Gullible Gingerbread Boy

https://archive.org/download/Episode36_201707/Episode%2036.mp3 Merry Christmas (or whatever secular alteration suits your preference) to all of our listeners of ASP Stuff Radio!  In this joyful episode of non-political stuff Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato talk about the “McRib Girl” and her desperate plea to … Continue reading

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Episode #35 – Post-Truth Crisis in the Media & Turkeys are Eating Humans!

https://ia601509.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode35.PostTruthCrisisInTheMediaTurkeysAreEatingHumans12116/Episode%2035.mp3 Turkey’s are starving and hungry for human beings! That’s no lie, its the truth!  But how would you know that it is true if there’s no reliable method to mark the distinction between truth and falsity especially considering that many claims from … Continue reading

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Episode #34 – America Has Spoken: Reject the President-elect, Drumpf!

https://ia601502.us.archive.org/2/items/Episode34_201707/Episode%2034.mp3 Perhaps one of the biggest disappointments in the history of U.S. politics, Donald J. Trump (a.k.a., Drumpf) has won the 2016 presidential election.  And what better way to alleviate your negative emotions (or reinvigorate them) from this devastating loss than listen to … Continue reading

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Episode #33 – Trick or Treat, Bang Bang!

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/20/items/Episode33_201707/Episode%2033.mp3 In the cautionary mortal words of Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm, “Trick or treat, bang bang!” Our first anniversary show, and thirty-third episode, is stuffed with mind-watering treats to ward off evil spirits (in case they’re listening) and … Continue reading

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Episode #32 – Trump the Immoral Racist & Morally Just Self-Drive Cars

https://ia601506.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode32.TrumpTheImmoralRacistMorallyJustSelfDriveCars101316/Episode%2032.mp3 Despite temporarily existing in three distinct far away galaxies, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato manage to produce episode 32  with the aid of state of the art deep space communications equipment.  In this pulmonary artery-grabbing episode ASP discuss the recent “devastating loss” of … Continue reading

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Episode #31 – Vin Scully & The Trump Sniffs

https://ia601503.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode31.VinScullyTheTrumpSniffs92916/Episode%2031.mp3 In honor of his career of 67 years of baseball, Alberotle (aka Albeppo), Steveocrates and Paulato pay homage to Vincent Edward “Vin” Scully, one of baseball’s greatest, respectable sportscasters in America.  In episode 31 you’ll have the rare opportunity … Continue reading

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Episode #30 – St. Mother Miraculous Teresa, Kaepernickel Sit, And What Is Aleppo?

https://ia601501.us.archive.org/19/items/Episode30.St.MotherMiraculousTeresaKaepernickelSitAndWhatIsAleppo/Episode%2030.mp3 In episode #30 Alato, Steverotle and Paulocrates faithfully devote some time to the intriguingly mysterious nature of canonization, or the religious act or process that formally declares a dead person worthy of sainthood. To become a saint, the potentially … Continue reading

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Episode #29 – Cocked Glocks on UT Campuses, Collecting Farts, and The Olympian Displacement

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/15/items/Episode29.CockedGlocksOnUTCampusesCollectingFartsAndTheOlympianDisplacement82616/Episode%2029.mp3 A show densely packed with gravity-defying stuff, ASP first sample appetizing topics that involve helium balloons, a claustrophobic cat, fart collecting catheters, dusty haboobs, and tipping—but not the kind that calls for “fully grown female animal[s] of a domesticated breed of … Continue reading

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Episode #28 – Maybe Trump Is Doing the Raping?

https://ia601508.us.archive.org/21/items/Episode28.MaybeTrumpsDoingTheRaping8416/Episode%2028.mp3 In this long-awaited twenty-eighth episode of stuff ASP discuss the S.F. Giant’s astonishing and unexpected acquisition of the lefthander pitcher Matt Moore from the Tampa Bay Rays in exchange for their impressive “homegrown” infielder Matt Duffy (“Duffman”); a classic … Continue reading

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Episode #27 – Playing God with Human-Animal Chimeras

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode27_20170715/Episode%2027.mp3 ASP tinker around with some highly controversial bioethical stuff: chimeras! In Greek mythology, a chimera is “a fire-breathing female monster with a lion’s head, a goat’s body, and a serpent’s tail”.  In relation with biology a chimera is defined as … Continue reading

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Episode #26 – Brexemonium Poppycock

https://ia601507.us.archive.org/1/items/Episode26.BrexemoniumPoppycock62816/Episode%2026.mp3 While the world wildly panics over “Brexit” ASP calmly and collectively discuss the UK’s consequential decision to (unofficially) abandon the European Union, UKIP’s anti-immigration (and probably racist) motivations to proclaim independence from the EU, and voter’s “Bregret”.  ASP then shine a … Continue reading

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Episode #25 – Behind The Scenes!

https://ia601504.us.archive.org/13/items/Episode25_20170719/Episode%2025.mp3 Season 2 of ASP StuffRadio begins with a colossal stuff-punch in the cerebral gut as ASP take a peak behind the fabricated veil of the mass media and uncover an alternative (and possibly questionable) account of the monstrously inhumane acts … Continue reading

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Episode #24 – Gorilla Warfare, Ego-Inflated Tyson & The Simulated Universe: Part II

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/5/items/Episode24.GorillaWarfareEgoInflatedTysonTheSimulatedUniversePartII6316/Episode%2024.mp3 In this overly stuffed episode of ASP StuffRadio’s season 1 finale Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato converse about the upcoming California primary elections (June 7th 2016), Donald Trump’s pit stop in Redding, and crossover voting (aka ‘transpartisan’ voting). The inextricable … Continue reading

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Episode #23 – Bill Nye the High Guy & The Simulated Universe: Part I

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode23.BillNyeTheHighGuyTheSimulatedUniversePartI51416/Episode%2023.mp3 In this philosophically mind-warping episode, Alberotle and Steveocrates (Paulato was out in the world thoroughly conducting an existential investigation) cast light on the ignorance of Bill Nye the so-called “Science Guy” when he half-heartedly responded to a question from … Continue reading

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Episode #22 – The Prince of Pop, Umpbots & Whatnots, and Creepy Fiorina

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode22.ThePrinceOfPopUmpbotsWhatnotsAndCreepyFiorina43016/Episode%2022.mp3 While Steveocrates was out on assignment in Europe making an everlasting business proposal to an important executive at Love, Inc., Alberstotle and Paulato discuss the untimely tragic demise of Prince and, at least to us old fogies, great “pop” music. … Continue reading

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Episode #21 – S.F. Giants 2016, Cat-Induced IED, & Having a Trump Abortion

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/20/items/Episode21.S.F.Giants2016CatInducedIEDAndHavingATrumpAbortion41616/Episode%2021.mp3 Socrateve and Aristolbert have a crack at a blatant scheme against cats!  Certainly scientists wouldn’t massage their “cold hard” evidence and fabricate tall tales of friendly felines “causing” humans to intermittently explode their  rage on the road or even commit suicide. … Continue reading

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Episode #20 – Random Rants, Schmorality in Sports, Political Stuff & The Cool Guys

https://ia601500.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode20.RandomRantsSchmoralityInSportsPoliticalStuffTheCoolGuys322016/Episode%2020.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio resurrects and continues their quest to thrash out stuff! In episode 20, Alberotle (risen from the phlegm of the liquid lung) randomly rants on sports fans and their obsession with national anthems and adult beverages at … Continue reading

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Episode #19 – Fish Farts, Beautiful Hands and Chompsky Bites!

https://ia801500.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode19.FishFartsBeautifulHandsAndChompskyBites3516/Episode%2019.mp3 Aristotle (A), Socrates (S) and Plato (P) talk about fishy flatulence saturating the oceanic waters of the Earth, Mr. Donald Trump’s (beautifully) small hands, astute supporters of Trump/Hitler(?), Sith Lord Noam Chomsky’s profound take on a possible Trump take over, … Continue reading

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Episode #18 – Dark Matter with Trump Roast, Crumpets and a Side of Cracked Rights

https://ia601501.us.archive.org/20/items/Episode18.DarkMatterWithTrumpRoastCrumpetsAndASideOfCrackedRights22716/Episode%2018.mp3 Aristotle and Socrates? You better believe it. They get their Greek on and discuss a variety of citrusy topics, unfortunately, without Plato’s wit.  A & S nonetheless answer a deeply probing question about the timing of dark matter raised … Continue reading

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Episode #17 – Cough Talk: Barking Like a Clinton

https://ia601509.us.archive.org/2/items/Episode17.CoughTalkBarkingLikeAClinton22016/Episode%2017.mp3 What does coughing, barking and the allegedly new 9th planet have in common? Absolutely nothing except that we talk about this stuff in our latest (17th) episode.  We stuff-cuss Hillary Clinton’s bizarre dog impression and her seriously suspicious well-timed bout … Continue reading

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Episode #16 – Boomshakalaka

https://ia801500.us.archive.org/30/items/Episode16.Boomshakalaka21316/Episode%2016.mp3 Black Panthers, black oil, and bumping black holes are some of the corpulent topics that ASP chew on for episode numero sixteen.  Listen to the dazzling audio clips of the gravitational waves that were recently discovered and recorded by “wild-eyed” … Continue reading

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Episode #15 – Please Clap, Zika

https://ia601504.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode15.PleaseClapZika2616/Episode%2015.mp3 Disclaimer: This episode may most likely cause irritable mind syndrome. Oh, and a lot of expletives are exclaimed by yours truly.  It was the caffeine. Listen at your own discretion.  With that said… ASP have been severely bitten by an … Continue reading

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Episode #14 – The Flat Earth Militant Occupiers

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/34/items/Episode14.TheFlatEarthMilitantOccupiers130161/Episode%2014.mp3 Of course they’re not! They are “anti-government protestors”, members of the Oregon “militia” who were simply “occupying” federal land (the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge) that once belonged to the Paiute Indian Tribe before they were forced to leave and live … Continue reading

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Episode #13 – Suckin’ in Soot

https://ia601503.us.archive.org/7/items/Episode13.SuckinInSoot123162/Episode%2013.mp3 The ASP trinity is “suckin’ in” a politically packed smorgasbord of soot and smog: Ted Cruz’s insult of non-conservative liberal New Yorkers, Holy Roller Palin’s fanatic endorsement of Trump’s rump, Ben Carson’s creepy rant of blaming liberals for all … Continue reading

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Episode #12 – Having Said That…

  https://ia601502.us.archive.org/18/items/Episode12.HavingSaidThat…11616/Episode%2012.mp3 WARNING: This is our first “podcast snafu” where the audio is overly distorted/clipped, so listener’s ears beware.  Audio engineer’s from around the world have done their best to salvage this recorded mess.  Having said that… In a drama packed … Continue reading

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Episode #11 – Glorious Glittering Light Sabery Cow Farts

https://ia601501.us.archive.org/16/items/Episode11.GloriousGlitteringLightSaberyCowFarts1916/Episode%2011.mp3 In our first 2016 (overstuft) episode, the ASP trinity nerdily review the new Star Wars movie The Force Awakens. We eventually move on with more serious matters such as Obama’s tears of sorrow over gun control, open carry gun laws … Continue reading

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Episode #10 – Moral Sniffles Part I: The Trolley Problem

https://archive.org/download/Episode10.MoralSnifflesPartI122915/Episode%2010.mp3 In this 2015 finale a duo of A & S mentally  wrestle with several riveting moral quandaries involving organ “donors”, trollies and very large objects. What would (or should) you do in these tighty whitie gripping scenarios? Send us your … Continue reading

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Episode #9 – Just Gotta Believe!

https://archive.org/download/Episode9.JustGottaBelieve122715/Episode%209.mp3 ASP briefly gather around the warm fireplace Sunday early morning and touch on Trump’s ‘schlong’ (note the quotes!), a few Christmas myths/origins and then conclude with a cordial yet phenomenally trendy Christmas game called ‘What Reindeer Would You Be?’ Download … Continue reading

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Episode #8 – Even the Force Flatulates!

https://ia601505.us.archive.org/22/items/Episode8.EvenTheForceFlatulates121715/Episode%208.mp3 The force of ASP has been awakened, and boy does it smell! The ASP troika beam down on a variety of topics such as the Darkly Forceful Sifth Republican Debate, the S.F. Giants lightsaber acquisitions of Jedi Knights Jeff … Continue reading

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Episode #7 – Ban These Dang Cats & Trumpporters!

https://ia601500.us.archive.org/9/items/Episode7.BanTheseDangCatsTrumpporters121015/Episode%207.mp3 Once again, Trump ruffles the feathers of the masses with his outrageous and unconstitutionally fascist request to ban a particular religious ideology.  ASP overindulge in this utter nonsense, but finally talk about…(drum roll)…CATS!  We then briefly “wax” philosophical by … Continue reading

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Episode #6 – The Miserable and the Horrible and No Cats

https://ia601500.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode6.TheMiserableAndTheHorribleAndNoCats124153/Episode%206.mp3 Alas, another episode of terror and gun talk (“The Terrorist Talk Hour” as Paul says).  The ASP triad do try to lighten up a bit with talk about Lawrence Krauss’s distaste of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant film Interstellar (2014) and talk about … Continue reading

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Episode #5 – Gobble Gobble Gravity & Pilgrims

https://ia601502.us.archive.org/27/items/Episode5.GobbleGobbleGravityPilgrims112515/Episode%205.mp3 ASP wallow in turkey-bastor-talk in light of Lawrence Krauss and Peter Singer’s discussion about the immorality of raising chickens and turkeys. They also expose a repressed truth about ‘Thanksgiving’. Finally, Steven pontificates several interesting aspects of Einstein’s special and … Continue reading

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Episode #4 – Lunge Your Knife at The Ice Cyst Belt

https://ia601502.us.archive.org/2/items/Episode4.LungeYourKnifeAtTheIceCystBelt/Episode%204.mp3 Lo and behold! ASP lunge their intellectual knife into the core of Ice Cyst, but they hit the belt…they hit the belt.  Give me a break…give me a break.  If you’re interested in the “article” mentioned in this episode, … Continue reading

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Episode #3 – Starsucks Satanic Cups, Thoughtful Welders and Violent Runs

https://ia601508.us.archive.org/5/items/Episode3.StarsucksSatanicCupsThoughtfulWeldersAndViolentRuns1112158/Episode%203.mp3 The ASP trio “weigh in” (a bit too heavily) on the dreaded poppycock non-issue of Starbuck’s hatred of Christmas.  We discuss Rubio’s offensive remark about philosophers (who make more than welding welders) and Larry David sounding strangely similar to … Continue reading

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Episode #2 – Biting Nails, Trump Heads and Hanks Pee Pee

https://ia601508.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode2_201708/Episode%202.mp3 In their second episode ASP discuss politics, the recent 2016 world series between the Mets and Royals, the S.F. Giants, Tom Hank’s uncannily recurring peeing performances in many of his films and whether or not Donald Trump’s “hairdo” is … Continue reading

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Episode #1 – Testes with Steven

https://ia601507.us.archive.org/9/items/Episode1.TestesWithSteven1029156/Episode%201.mp3 Alberotle and Steveocrates record their first “podcast” episode (10/29/15) of stuff. Aside from talking about some reasons why they decided to embark on the podcast, they also discuss several of the 2016 presidential candidates, e.g., Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, … Continue reading

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