Author Archives: ASP StuffRadio
Episode #92 – Grab All You Can and Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal!
After a year long dry spell ASP Stuff Radio barely manage to squeeze in a single episode before the close of 2023. However, the agonizing wait is worth it for the dedicated trio discuss Alberotle’s fifth time seeing his favorite … Continue reading
Episode #91 – A Chekhov Christmas Story!!!
In this holiday ☃️ special Alberotle reads an intriguing, odd but hilarious short-story (“The Exclamation Point” published in 1885) by one of the greatest writers of all time: Russian playwright and short-story writer, Anton Chekhov (1860-1904). Channeling Charles Dickens’s 1843 … Continue reading
Episode #90 – I Love Saul and Hairy
The wait is finally over, fans! ASP Stuff Radio return for their 90th episode after their one and a half year hiatus. Certainly your heart grew passionately fonder (or is it yonder?) for the show during the painful, prolonged absence. … Continue reading
Episode #89 – Let the Old Guys Play
After a three month hiatus the ASP trio finally reunite. In this latest episode, they return to the diamond to talk Giants baseball. With their worst stretch in the first half only being a 4-game losing streak, the S.F. Giants … Continue reading
Episode #88 – Can You Know You Know Nothing? The Edge of the Universe, Giants Update and Are We Losing the Art in Baseball?
If you’ve ever been curious about the logical absurdities of knowing nothing, what dwells near the constantly expanding boundaries of the universe, and the lost art of baseball then ASP Stuff Radio, the quirkiest podcast in the Milky Way Galaxy, … Continue reading
Episode #87 – Baseball is Back Again! And so are the Giants! Pandemic or not!
We survived a dark Winter and with Spring upon us, so is baseball! The three revered baseball experts from ASP Stuff Radio dust off their cleats, strap on their jock strap and their COVID masks (or the same thing for … Continue reading
Episode #86 – Be Careful What You’re Wishing For, Chips in Your Brain, and Cry Training
ASP pack their latest episode with stuff that will augment your cognitive abilities to the posthuman state, and likely increase your stress hormones! Paulato discusses an interesting parallel between the circumstances surrounding the 2020 US presidential election and Germany’s Weimar … Continue reading
Episode #85 – Tracking Nanobots, Remembering Alex Trebek, and Woody Allen Avoiding the Absurd
After a two month hiatus, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato unite in this episode by engaging in a fruitful but heated, critical discourse on alleged election fraud of the 2020 U.S. presidential election. What better way to unify a divided nation? … Continue reading
Episode #84 – A Little Christmas Special
Seasons greetings to all! In this Christmas special Alberotle narrates a few passages from an old mass paperback that was published in 1982 by Nelson Doubleday, Inc., entitled A Little Book of Christmas: A treasury of stories, songs, tradition, gift … Continue reading
Episode #83 – A Dark Winter, the Door to Hell and Reverend Hunter Pence
Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato assemble in separate bunkers to share some pretty, pretty intriguing stuff in this mind-bending episode. Alberotle provides an analysis of Joe Biden’s warning in a presidential debate that the world is “about to go into a … Continue reading
Episode #82 – What Has He Done for Our Country?
Happy Election Day! Love him or hate him, “the Donald” is our president. And since the predominantly one-sided corporate mainstream media tends to report only on the negative aspects of Trump we probably are unaware of his noteworthy accomplishments. In … Continue reading
Episode #80 – The Woody Allen Encounter
Woody Allen, the critically acclaimed American film director, screenwriter, actor, and writer, is notable for his regular Monday night performance at the Café Carlyle with the Eddy Davis New Orleans Jazz band. On one particularly memorable rainy Monday evening, December … Continue reading
Episode #79 – Baseball Is Back!
The pandemic-filled Major League Baseball season is in full swing, and the three aspiring all-stars of knowledge and perspective stretch out their brains to discuss the state of the San Francisco Giants. Tune in to hear what they each think … Continue reading
Episode #78 – To Bring into Being, or Not to Bring into Being
In the near future Steveocrates will be fathering a new baby human earthling. Congratulations? Was it morally right for him to bring new life into an ephemeral material existence in light of the undeniable fact that the world is filled … Continue reading
Episode #77 – ASP Stuff Radio’s Lost in D.C.
https://ia601407.us.archive.org/26/items/episode-77/Episode%2077.mp3 After an extended absence from the podcast waves, ASP Stuff Radio returns with episode #77 by commemorating Steveocrates’ six-month work assignment at our nation’s capital. In a rare occurrence, Steveocrates plays host with Alberotle and Paulato providing invaluable commentary. … Continue reading
Episode #76 – What Is This Thing Called Luuurve?
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/13/items/episode76.whatisthisthingcalledluuurve2292020/Episode%2076.mp3 While Steveocrates and Paulato are on special assignment, Alberotle in solipsistic fashion contemplates the nature of love (or “luff”) on a leap day and shares an intriguingly odd theory of love set forth by Aristophanes, the Greek comic playwright, … Continue reading
Episode #75 – The Rise of Skywalker Movie Review
https://ia601406.us.archive.org/28/items/episode75.theriseofskywalkermoviereview1262020/Episode%2075.mp3 ASP Speak! Not too long ago in the Milky Way galaxy, members of ASP Stuff Radio critically reviewed the third and possibly (but unlikely) final installment of the Star Wars sequel trilogy and epic Star Wars saga: The Rise … Continue reading
Episode #74 – Philosophical Investigations of Precrime & Thanksgiving
https://ia601401.us.archive.org/5/items/episode74.philosophicalinvestigationsofprecrimethanksgiving112619/Episode%2074.mp3 Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato put on their mind-altering thinking caps and investigate the philosophical implications of Precrime as depicted by Philip K. Dick in his 1956 science fiction story The Minority Report which was later adapted into a film … Continue reading
Episode #72 – Thank You, Boch!
https://ia801404.us.archive.org/22/items/episode72.thankyouboch92819/Episode%2072.mp3 In the season 3 finale of ASP Stuff Radio, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato discuss the overall season and performance of the 2019 San Fransisco Giants as well as share their top three positive accomplishments, and bottom three negative aspects … Continue reading
Episode #70 – The Alberotle Report On The Corrupt Foundation of Russiagate, Part 4 of 4
https://ia601403.us.archive.org/14/items/episode70_201907/Episode%2070.mp3 At long last: the ‘overstuft’ series finale of The Alberotle Report, an extensive and informative analysis of the corrupt foundation of the Russiagate scandal. Part four reveals an alternative and more plausible “narrative” of the source of the controversial … Continue reading
Episode #68 – The Alberotle Report On The Corrupt Foundation of Russiagate, Part 2 of 4
https://ia601408.us.archive.org/33/items/Episode68_201906/Episode%2068.mp3 Alberotle proceeds with his ambitious four-part investigative report on the corrupt foundation of the Russiagate scandal. In the second part of this extensive series Alberotle critically examines the George Papadopoulos case that launched the FBI’s July 31, 2016 counterintelligence … Continue reading
Episode #67 – The Alberotle Report On The Corrupt Foundation of Russiagate, Part 1 of 4
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/34/items/Episode67.TheAlberotleReportOnTheCorruptFoundationOfRussiagatePart1Of45312019/Episode%2067.mp3 On Thursday April 18, 2019 Robert Mueller’s report on alleged collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government to overthrow the 2016 US presidential election was released to the public. The result? Not a single American was charged … Continue reading
Episode #66 – Scanning Shoppers’ Faces, Signals from Outer Space, and The Changing Landscape of Baseball
https://ia601406.us.archive.org/27/items/Episode66_201903/Episode%2066.mp3 In episode #66 Alberotle brings to light a new controversial piece of potential “Big Brother” technology called “smart coolers” that enables products to scan the faces of shoppers, which is now being piloted in a Walgreens store in Chicago. … Continue reading
Episode #65 – San Francisco Giants 2019 Spring Training
https://ia601409.us.archive.org/4/items/Episode65.SanFranciscoGiants2019SpringTraining21919/Episode%2065.mp3 The 2019 spring training baseball season is in full swing and Alberotle and Steveocrates had the chance to witness many players of the San Francisco Giants loosen up, do warm-up exercises and practice various baseball drills in Scottsdale, Arizona … Continue reading
Episode #64 – Gameisode!
https://ia801501.us.archive.org/35/items/Episode64.Gameisode12519/Episode%2064.mp3 This relatively short episode is dedicated to (mostly) games since in episode #63 ASP primarily focused on Santa, Krampus and politics with no time left for a fun game. Plus, games seem to be the theme in television these … Continue reading
Episode #63 – The Origins of Modern Santa, Elves Spying on Kids, Krampus Unleashed, & Border Wall Talk
https://ia801500.us.archive.org/8/items/Episode63.TheOriginsOfModernSantaElvesSpyingOnKidsKrampusUnleashedBorderWallTalk1112019/Episode%2063.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio is fashionably late for Christmas or perhaps preparing for an early 2019 Christmas celebration. In any case, happy New Year to all of our listeners! In this first episode of 2019 Paulato delves into the competing … Continue reading
Episode #62 – The Land of the Free?
https://ia601509.us.archive.org/29/items/Episode62.TheLandOfTheFree113018/Episode%2062.mp3 In this year’s post-Thanksgiving episode, Albertole, Steveocrates and Paulato reveal and discuss the true origins of the official Thanksgiving holiday, as well as a few appetite-killing turkey facts that may leave you with a tough moral quandary for next … Continue reading
Episode #61 – Free Will, The Lotto Ploy and Unusual Bonobos Behavior
https://ia601507.us.archive.org/0/items/Episode61.FreeWillTheLottoPloyAndUnusualBonobosBehavior102518/Episode%2061.mp3 It has been three long years since the launch of ASP Stuff Radio, but what does that matter? Three is merely a number and time is illusory. Nevertheless, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato will freely continue, as long as they’re … Continue reading
Episode #60 – Sloppy Judge, Sabermetrics & Sleep Terrors
https://ia601508.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode60_201810/Episode%2060.mp3 Given ASP Stuff Radio’s penchant for political fodder, it would be impossible for Alberotle, Steveocrates, and Paulato not to put in their two cents regarding the controversial Kavanaugh-Ford hearing that took place at the Senate Judiciary Committee last week. … Continue reading
Episode #59 – Plastic Pollution
https://ia601506.us.archive.org/30/items/Episode59.PlasticPollution82317/Episode%2059.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio put the alleged polymeric “poster child” on center stage in this recyclable episode of stuff. Seattle is the first city to ban the use of plastic straws in bars and restaurants in an effort to reduce … Continue reading
Episode #58 – Bananas?! A Look at some of the Root Causes of Central American Mass Migration
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode58.BananasALookAtSomeOfTheRootCausesOfCentralAmericanMassMigration72118/Episode%2058.mp3 In this illuminating episode of ASP Stuff Radio, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato discuss some of the root causes that have compelled Central Americans to migrate to the United States, most of which involves US policy and bananas. Because of … Continue reading
Episode #57 – Immigration Insanity
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/16/items/Episode57_201807/Episode%2057.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio return to political form in this latest episode as Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato analyze and discuss the Trump administration’s zero-tolerance immigration policy as well as some naturally expected hyperbole in the mainstream media. But first, Alberotle … Continue reading
Episode #56 – Look up at the Stars, Part 2
https://ia601507.us.archive.org/15/items/Episode56_20180514/Episode%2056.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio conclude the two part series tribute to the late Stephen Hawking. In this episode Steveocrates and Alberotle discuss the Hartle and Hawking “No-Boundary Proposal”—a theoretical explanation of what may have occurred before the inflation of the … Continue reading
Episode #55 – Look up at the Stars, Part 1
https://ia601502.us.archive.org/34/items/Episode55.LookUpAtTheStars42618/Episode%2055.mp3 The universe will never be the same with the absence of the brilliant star, visionary theoretical physicist, cosmologist and author of the best-selling book A Brief History of Time: From The Big Bang to Black Holes (1988). In this cosmic … Continue reading
Episode #54 – Giants Cactus League Baseball Musings
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode54.GiantsCactusLeagueBaseballMusings31518/Episode%2054.mp3 In this latest ASP Stuff Radio episode, the deep thinkers Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato dive into sports, specifically a recap of Spring Training for the San Francisco Giants. They discuss who looked good, who looked terrible and who should … Continue reading
Episode #53 – Curb Your Neuroticism
https://ia601509.us.archive.org/31/items/Episode53.CurbYourNeuroticism3718/Episode%2053.mp3 In this anxiously awaited and overdue episode, Alberotle and Steveocrates neurotically discuss various trivial, mental-cramp inducing stuff that occurred during the latter’s fun trip to the former’s undisclosed location. Why is it so difficult for employees of Sprouts Farmers … Continue reading
Episode #52 – Tax Stuff & Crickets
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode52.TaxStuffCrickets11818/Episode%2052mp3.mp3 Inspired by and based on an episode of The Motley Fool’s podcast series Motley Fool Answers, ASP Stuff Radio dedicates the majority of episode 52 discussing and evaluating several important aspects of Congress’ Tax Cuts and Jobs Act that president Trump signed … Continue reading
Episode #49 – Tom Hanks & Typewriters, Dunkirk Movie Review, and The Zombie Apocalypse
https://ia801502.us.archive.org/33/items/Episode49TomHanksTypewritersDunkirkMovieReviewAndTheZombieApocalypse102517/Episode%20%2349.mp3 Happy Halloween, ghouls and ghosts! Episode 49 kicks off ASP Stuff Radio’s third season and it is stuffed with spooky stuff such as Tom Hank’s obsession with collecting old typewriters and a spine chillingly great review of Christopher Nolan’s … Continue reading
Episode #48 – Little Rocket Man vs. Dotard
https://ia601507.us.archive.org/15/items/Episode48.LittleRocketManVs.Dotard9292017/Episode%2048.mp3 In our season 2 finale (ignore Albertotle, the 48th episode is the season finale) ASP Stuff Radio go nuclear in this episode of explosive stuff! Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato discuss some of the reasons, and general historical context, that underlie … Continue reading
Episode #47 – In the Shadow of Totality
https://ia801505.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode47.InTheShadowOfTotality912017/Episode%2047.mp3 “Cry for human bodies, not celestial bodies!” In the second to last episode of ASP Stuff Radio’s season two finale, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato break down (not during) the hyped up 2017 solar eclipse that occurred on Monday, August … Continue reading
Episode #46 – Mutual Election Meddling & Anthropogenic Emissions
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/30/items/Episode46_20170731/Episode%2046.mp3 The suspenseful wait is over, so no more anxiety-ridden uncertainty! ASP Stuff Radio emerge from their summer slumber and crank out an informative episode that will cure your “historical amnesia” by recalling the United States government’s meddling shenanigans of … Continue reading
Episode #45 – Multiverses, Unlawful Trump, Oxytocin Misters, Emotional Posey, Kimmel’s Emotional Message, and Stringy Speculation
https://ia801503.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode45_201705/Episode%2045.mp3 There’s a copious amount of stuff stuffed into ASP Stuff Radio’s latest episode to keep you informatively entertained! Do cosmic space-time ripples from the big bang substantially prove (or suggest) that many universes exist? What can a president (like Donald … Continue reading
Episode #44 – String Theory and Changing the Fabric of Reality
https://ia801506.us.archive.org/4/items/Episode44_201705/Episode%2044.mp3 Listen to episode #44 and take a peek into multiple spatial dimensions! Stevocrates, Alberotle and Paulato explore the depths of the subatomic world and pluck the strings of reality. Ants gain the ability to access quantum levels and Super … Continue reading
Episode #43 – Are you Entitled to Health-care? We’ve Got you Covered!
https://ia601504.us.archive.org/22/items/Episode43_201704/Episode%2043.mp3 In this highly anticipated and iridescent episode, ASP Stuff Radio talk about the main features of the GOP health-care plan (the one that Paul Ryan pitches with his iridescently mesmerizing eyes), but more importantly the fundamental and highly contentious … Continue reading
Episode #41 – Talking Baseball Pt. 2, Zen Hitting and Motley Foolishness
https://ia801506.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode41.TalkingBaseballPt.2ZenHittingAndMotleyFoolishness31417/Episode%2041.%20Talking%20Baseball%20Pt.%202,%20Zen%20Hitting%20and%20Motley%20Foolishness%20(3_14_17).mp3 ASP Stuff Radio extend their break from politics and continue their discussion on Giant’s baseball. This time you will hear Steveocrates provide his predictions on who will make the final cut for the 25 man roster of the San … Continue reading
Episode #40 – Talking Baseball: A Breakdown of the 2017 San Francisco Giants Spring Training
https://ia801505.us.archive.org/33/items/Episode40.TalkingBaseballABreakdownOfThe2017SanFranciscoGiantsSpringTraining3217/Episode%2040.%20Talking%20Baseball_%20A%20Breakdown%20of%20the%202017%20San%20Francisco%20Giants%20Spring%20Training%20(3_2_17).mp3 ASP Stuff Radio takes a break from stressful political and philosophical topics to discuss all things Orange and Black…and we’re not talking about Donald Trump and Barack Obama! It’s time to look forward to San Francisco Giants baseball and … Continue reading
Episode #39 – Examining Trump’s Travel Ban & “Vetting” Coffee Beans
https://ia601508.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode39_20170326/Episode%2039.mp3 In this critically insightful episode of political stuff Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato put to good use their cognitive powers by examining Donald Drumpf’s executive order to instate a temporary travel ban on citizens from seven countries in the Middle East. … Continue reading
Episode #38 – Know Your Values, Why Athletes are Overpaid, and How to Put on a Poncho
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/24/items/Episode38.KnowYourValuesWhyAthletesAreOverpaidAndHowToPutOnAPoncho12817/Episode%2038.%20Know%20Your%20Values,%20Why%20Athletes%20are%20Overpaid%20and%20How%20to%20Put%20on%20a%20Poncho%20(1_28_17).mp3 In episode #38, the trio of inquiring minds (ASP) wax philosophical on what they value most in life and why, and how it may contribute to leading a good life. They also employ their cognitive powers in order … Continue reading
Episode #37 – Trump’s “Unpresidented” Unethical Behavior, Baby Photo FB Backlash & Baby Myths
https://ia601509.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode37_201703/Episode%2037.mp3 Happy & Healthy New Year listeners of ASP Stuff Radio! Its 2017 and Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato are back from their overextended winter break bringing you a brand new episode of non-fake stuff that will surely make your brain … Continue reading
Episode #36 – A Christmas Treat: Spirited Candy Canes, Intoxicating Eggnog & the Gullible Gingerbread Boy
https://archive.org/download/Episode36_201707/Episode%2036.mp3 Merry Christmas (or whatever secular alteration suits your preference) to all of our listeners of ASP Stuff Radio! In this joyful episode of non-political stuff Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato talk about the “McRib Girl” and her desperate plea to … Continue reading
Episode #35 – Post-Truth Crisis in the Media & Turkeys are Eating Humans!
https://ia601509.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode35.PostTruthCrisisInTheMediaTurkeysAreEatingHumans12116/Episode%2035.mp3 Turkey’s are starving and hungry for human beings! That’s no lie, its the truth! But how would you know that it is true if there’s no reliable method to mark the distinction between truth and falsity especially considering that many claims from … Continue reading
Episode #34 – America Has Spoken: Reject the President-elect, Drumpf!
https://ia601502.us.archive.org/2/items/Episode34_201707/Episode%2034.mp3 Perhaps one of the biggest disappointments in the history of U.S. politics, Donald J. Trump (a.k.a., Drumpf) has won the 2016 presidential election. And what better way to alleviate your negative emotions (or reinvigorate them) from this devastating loss than listen to … Continue reading
Episode #32 – Trump the Immoral Racist & Morally Just Self-Drive Cars
https://ia601506.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode32.TrumpTheImmoralRacistMorallyJustSelfDriveCars101316/Episode%2032.mp3 Despite temporarily existing in three distinct far away galaxies, Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato manage to produce episode 32 with the aid of state of the art deep space communications equipment. In this pulmonary artery-grabbing episode ASP discuss the recent “devastating loss” of … Continue reading
Episode #31 – Vin Scully & The Trump Sniffs
https://ia601503.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode31.VinScullyTheTrumpSniffs92916/Episode%2031.mp3 In honor of his career of 67 years of baseball, Alberotle (aka Albeppo), Steveocrates and Paulato pay homage to Vincent Edward “Vin” Scully, one of baseball’s greatest, respectable sportscasters in America. In episode 31 you’ll have the rare … Continue reading
Episode #30 – St. Mother Miraculous Teresa, Kaepernickel Sit, And What Is Aleppo?
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/19/items/Episode30.St.MotherMiraculousTeresaKaepernickelSitAndWhatIsAleppo/Episode%2030.mp3 In episode #30 Alato, Steverotle and Paulocrates faithfully devote some time to the intriguingly mysterious nature of canonization, or the religious act or process that formally declares a dead person worthy of sainthood. To become a saint, the … Continue reading
Episode #29 – Cocked Glocks on UT Campuses, Collecting Farts, and The Olympian Displacement
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/15/items/Episode29.CockedGlocksOnUTCampusesCollectingFartsAndTheOlympianDisplacement82616/Episode%2029.mp3 A show densely packed with gravity-defying stuff, ASP first sample appetizing topics that involve helium balloons, a claustrophobic cat, fart collecting catheters, dusty haboobs, and tipping—but not the kind that calls for “fully grown female animal[s] of a domesticated breed of … Continue reading
Episode #28 – Maybe Trump Is Doing the Raping?
https://ia601508.us.archive.org/21/items/Episode28.MaybeTrumpsDoingTheRaping8416/Episode%2028.mp3 In this long-awaited twenty-eighth episode of stuff ASP discuss the S.F. Giant’s astonishing and unexpected acquisition of the lefthander pitcher Matt Moore from the Tampa Bay Rays in exchange for their impressive “homegrown” infielder Matt Duffy (“Duffman”); a classic … Continue reading
Episode #27 – Playing God with Human-Animal Chimeras
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode27_20170715/Episode%2027.mp3 ASP tinker around with some highly controversial bioethical stuff: chimeras! In Greek mythology, a chimera is “a fire-breathing female monster with a lion’s head, a goat’s body, and a serpent’s tail”. In relation with biology a chimera is defined as … Continue reading
Episode #26 – Brexemonium Poppycock
https://ia601507.us.archive.org/1/items/Episode26.BrexemoniumPoppycock62816/Episode%2026.mp3 While the world wildly panics over “Brexit” ASP calmly and collectively discuss the UK’s consequential decision to (unofficially) abandon the European Union, UKIP’s anti-immigration (and probably racist) motivations to proclaim independence from the EU, and voter’s “Bregret”. ASP then shine a … Continue reading
Episode #25 – Behind The Scenes!
https://ia601504.us.archive.org/13/items/Episode25_20170719/Episode%2025.mp3 Season 2 of ASP StuffRadio begins with a colossal stuff-punch in the cerebral gut as ASP take a peak behind the fabricated veil of the mass media and uncover an alternative (and possibly questionable) account of the monstrously inhumane acts … Continue reading
Episode #24 – Gorilla Warfare, Ego-Inflated Tyson & The Simulated Universe: Part II
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/5/items/Episode24.GorillaWarfareEgoInflatedTysonTheSimulatedUniversePartII6316/Episode%2024.mp3 In this overly stuffed episode of ASP StuffRadio’s season 1 finale Alberotle, Steveocrates and Paulato converse about the upcoming California primary elections (June 7th 2016), Donald Trump’s pit stop in Redding, and crossover voting (aka ‘transpartisan’ voting). The inextricable … Continue reading
Episode #23 – Bill Nye the High Guy & The Simulated Universe: Part I
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode23.BillNyeTheHighGuyTheSimulatedUniversePartI51416/Episode%2023.mp3 In this philosophically mind-warping episode, Alberotle and Steveocrates (Paulato was out in the world thoroughly conducting an existential investigation) cast light on the ignorance of Bill Nye the so-called “Science Guy” when he half-heartedly responded to a question from … Continue reading
Episode #22 – The Prince of Pop, Umpbots & Whatnots, and Creepy Fiorina
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode22.ThePrinceOfPopUmpbotsWhatnotsAndCreepyFiorina43016/Episode%2022.mp3 While Steveocrates was out on assignment in Europe making an everlasting business proposal to an important executive at Love, Inc., Alberstotle and Paulato discuss the untimely tragic demise of Prince and, at least to us old fogies, great “pop” music. … Continue reading
Episode #21 – S.F. Giants 2016, Cat-Induced IED, & Having a Trump Abortion
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/20/items/Episode21.S.F.Giants2016CatInducedIEDAndHavingATrumpAbortion41616/Episode%2021.mp3 Socrateve and Aristolbert have a crack at a blatant scheme against cats! Certainly scientists wouldn’t massage their “cold hard” evidence and fabricate tall tales of friendly felines “causing” humans to intermittently explode their rage on the road or even commit suicide. … Continue reading
Episode #20 – Random Rants, Schmorality in Sports, Political Stuff & The Cool Guys
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/6/items/Episode20.RandomRantsSchmoralityInSportsPoliticalStuffTheCoolGuys322016/Episode%2020.mp3 ASP Stuff Radio resurrects and continues their quest to thrash out stuff! In episode 20, Alberotle (risen from the phlegm of the liquid lung) randomly rants on sports fans and their obsession with national anthems and adult beverages at … Continue reading
Episode #19 – Fish Farts, Beautiful Hands and Chompsky Bites!
https://ia801500.us.archive.org/17/items/Episode19.FishFartsBeautifulHandsAndChompskyBites3516/Episode%2019.mp3 Aristotle (A), Socrates (S) and Plato (P) talk about fishy flatulence saturating the oceanic waters of the Earth, Mr. Donald Trump’s (beautifully) small hands, astute supporters of Trump/Hitler(?), Sith Lord Noam Chomsky’s profound take on a possible Trump take over, … Continue reading
Episode #18 – Dark Matter with Trump Roast, Crumpets and a Side of Cracked Rights
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/20/items/Episode18.DarkMatterWithTrumpRoastCrumpetsAndASideOfCrackedRights22716/Episode%2018.mp3 Aristotle and Socrates? You better believe it. They get their Greek on and discuss a variety of citrusy topics, unfortunately, without Plato’s wit. A & S nonetheless answer a deeply probing question about the timing of dark matter raised … Continue reading
Episode #16 – Boomshakalaka
https://ia801500.us.archive.org/30/items/Episode16.Boomshakalaka21316/Episode%2016.mp3 Black Panthers, black oil, and bumping black holes are some of the corpulent topics that ASP chew on for episode numero sixteen. Listen to the dazzling audio clips of the gravitational waves that were recently discovered and recorded by “wild-eyed” … Continue reading
Episode #15 – Please Clap, Zika
https://ia601504.us.archive.org/28/items/Episode15.PleaseClapZika2616/Episode%2015.mp3 Disclaimer: This episode may most likely cause irritable mind syndrome. Oh, and a lot of expletives are exclaimed by yours truly. It was the caffeine. Listen at your own discretion. With that said… ASP have been severely bitten by an … Continue reading
Episode #14 – The Flat Earth Militant Occupiers
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/34/items/Episode14.TheFlatEarthMilitantOccupiers130161/Episode%2014.mp3 Of course they’re not! They are “anti-government protestors”, members of the Oregon “militia” who were simply “occupying” federal land (the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge) that once belonged to the Paiute Indian Tribe before they were forced to leave and live … Continue reading
Episode #13 – Suckin’ in Soot
https://ia601503.us.archive.org/7/items/Episode13.SuckinInSoot123162/Episode%2013.mp3 The ASP trinity is “suckin’ in” a politically packed smorgasbord of soot and smog: Ted Cruz’s insult of non-conservative liberal New Yorkers, Holy Roller Palin’s fanatic endorsement of Trump’s rump, Ben Carson’s creepy rant of blaming liberals for all … Continue reading
Episode #12 – Having Said That…
https://ia601502.us.archive.org/18/items/Episode12.HavingSaidThat…11616/Episode%2012.mp3 WARNING: This is our first “podcast snafu” where the audio is overly distorted/clipped, so listener’s ears beware. Audio engineer’s from around the world have done their best to salvage this recorded mess. Having said that… In a drama packed … Continue reading
Episode #11 – Glorious Glittering Light Sabery Cow Farts
https://ia601501.us.archive.org/16/items/Episode11.GloriousGlitteringLightSaberyCowFarts1916/Episode%2011.mp3 In our first 2016 (overstuft) episode, the ASP trinity nerdily review the new Star Wars movie The Force Awakens. We eventually move on with more serious matters such as Obama’s tears of sorrow over gun control, open carry gun laws … Continue reading
Episode #10 – Moral Sniffles Part I: The Trolley Problem
https://archive.org/download/Episode10.MoralSnifflesPartI122915/Episode%2010.mp3 In this 2015 finale a duo of A & S mentally wrestle with several riveting moral quandaries involving organ “donors”, trollies and very large objects. What would (or should) you do in these tighty whitie gripping scenarios? Send us your … Continue reading
Episode #9 – Just Gotta Believe!
https://archive.org/download/Episode9.JustGottaBelieve122715/Episode%209.mp3 ASP briefly gather around the warm fireplace Sunday early morning and touch on Trump’s ‘schlong’ (note the quotes!), a few Christmas myths/origins and then conclude with a cordial yet phenomenally trendy Christmas game called ‘What Reindeer Would You Be?’ Direct … Continue reading
Episode #8 – Even the Force Flatulates!
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/22/items/Episode8.EvenTheForceFlatulates121715/Episode%208.mp3 The force of ASP has been awakened, and boy does it smell! The ASP troika beam down on a variety of topics such as the Darkly Forceful Sifth Republican Debate, the S.F. Giants lightsaber acquisitions of Jedi Knights Jeff … Continue reading
Episode #7 – Ban These Dang Cats & Trumpporters!
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/9/items/Episode7.BanTheseDangCatsTrumpporters121015/Episode%207.mp3 Once again, Trump ruffles the feathers of the masses with his outrageous and unconstitutionally fascist request to ban a particular religious ideology. ASP overindulge in this utter nonsense, but finally talk about…(drum roll)…CATS! We then briefly “wax” philosophical by … Continue reading
Episode #6 – The Miserable and the Horrible and No Cats
https://ia601500.us.archive.org/14/items/Episode6.TheMiserableAndTheHorribleAndNoCats124153/Episode%206.mp3 Alas, another episode of terror and gun talk (“The Terrorist Talk Hour” as Paul says). The ASP triad do try to lighten up a bit with talk about Lawrence Krauss’s distaste of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant film Interstellar (2014) and talk about … Continue reading
Episode #5 – Gobble Gobble Gravity & Pilgrims
https://ia601502.us.archive.org/27/items/Episode5.GobbleGobbleGravityPilgrims112515/Episode%205.mp3 ASP wallow in turkey-bastor-talk in light of Lawrence Krauss and Peter Singer’s discussion about the immorality of raising chickens and turkeys. They also expose a repressed truth about ‘Thanksgiving’. Finally, Steven pontificates several interesting aspects of Einstein’s special and … Continue reading
Episode #4 – Lunge Your Knife at The Ice Cyst Belt
https://ia601502.us.archive.org/2/items/Episode4.LungeYourKnifeAtTheIceCystBelt/Episode%204.mp3 Lo and behold! ASP lunge their intellectual knife into the core of Ice Cyst, but they hit the belt…they hit the belt. Give me a break…give me a break. If you’re interested in the “article” mentioned in this episode, … Continue reading
Episode #3 – Starsucks Satanic Cups, Thoughtful Welders and Violent Runs
https://ia601508.us.archive.org/5/items/Episode3.StarsucksSatanicCupsThoughtfulWeldersAndViolentRuns1112158/Episode%203.mp3 The ASP trio “weigh in” (a bit too heavily) on the dreaded poppycock non-issue of Starbuck’s hatred of Christmas. We discuss Rubio’s offensive remark about philosophers (who make more than welding welders) and Larry David sounding strangely similar to … Continue reading
Episode #2 – Biting Nails, Trump Heads and Hanks Pee Pee
https://ia601508.us.archive.org/10/items/Episode2_201708/Episode%202.mp3 In their second episode ASP discuss politics, the recent 2016 world series between the Mets and Royals, the S.F. Giants, Tom Hank’s uncannily recurring peeing performances in many of his films and whether or not Donald Trump’s “hairdo” is … Continue reading
Episode #1 – Testes with Steven
https://ia601507.us.archive.org/9/items/Episode1.TestesWithSteven1029156/Episode%201.mp3 Alberotle and Steveocrates record their first “podcast” episode (10/29/15) of stuff. Aside from talking about some reasons why they decided to embark on the podcast, they also discuss several of the 2016 presidential candidates, e.g., Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, … Continue reading
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Episode #42 – It’s a Beautiful Day for Baseball, Let’s Play Two!
https://ia601504.us.archive.org/23/items/Episode42_201704/Episode%2042.mp3 Alberotle and Paulato (along with a couple of special guests) enjoy a couple of San Francisco Giant’s 2017 spring training baseball games despite the moderately scorching heat. In this brief episode you’ll have the opportunity to hear their live … Continue reading →